oh hi! my name is mel
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if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
(via chchchoi)
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
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if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
(via chchchoi)
